Gender equal….. WAT????

Mei 11, 2015 at 10:18 vm 10 Kommentaar

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in Johannesburg, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to thesixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floorshave never been visited.

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  • 1. vuurklip  |  Mei 11, 2015 om 1:51 nm

    Glo dit nie. Die manne sou reeds op die eerste vloer vasgesteek het.

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    • 2. Olga  |  Mei 11, 2015 om 4:38 nm

      Behalwe dat daar nie bier sou wees nie.

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      • 3. vuurklip  |  Mei 11, 2015 om 4:55 nm

        Hulle sal dit nie eers agterkom nie!

  • 4. HesterLeyNel  |  Mei 11, 2015 om 2:53 nm

    Ek sal hou van so ‘n winkel, maar ek wil eers ‘n paar op “appro” neem totdat ek die regte een vind.

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    • 5. Olga  |  Mei 11, 2015 om 4:38 nm

      ai mens, so jammer “apro” het saam met die NP gesneuwel ne.

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  • 6. Kameel  |  Mei 11, 2015 om 4:54 nm

    Sal al op die eerste vloer gedink het dit is te goed om waar te wees 🙂

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  • 7. Xena Phoenix  |  Mei 12, 2015 om 8:31 vm

    Ek sou na vloer 7 gaan soek het. Daar was dan nog nie ‘n vloer wat spesifiseer dat die man nie ‘n poephol is nie.

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    • 8. Olga  |  Mei 12, 2015 om 9:16 vm

      Wys jou net, as hulle oor ‘n sekere ouderdom gaan, verander hulle samestelling. 😆

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  • 9. scrapydotwo  |  Mei 13, 2015 om 7:07 vm

    Ho ho, lekker man. Dis ongelooflik baie wat die manne kastig kan doen. Vroue hoef net een ding te doen dan is hul reg

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    • 10. Olga  |  Mei 14, 2015 om 2:00 nm

      Solank daar geld en bier is. Klip, wat dink jy?

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