Seisoene.

Maart 18, 2015 at 1:52 nm 19 Kommentaar

Ek wil ook oor die seisoene skinder, al het Scrapy my nie genooi nie. Sy is maar bang ek gaan vloek.

Ek het vier kinders. Hulle verskil nou werklik soos die vier seisoene. Daar is my ou jongstetjie, Tumi. Sy is soos die lente. Jy kan nooit seker wees van wat jy by haar gaan aantref nie. Nes jy dink jy weet wat om te verwag, dan kom sy met iets anders vorendag. Of ‘n ou vergete sΓͺding het sy weer nuut gemaak. Die manier waarop sy aantrek, die manier van eet. Daar is altyd iets nuut. Soms vloek ek, dan sal sy sΓͺ “nee Moek. Dis ^%$$ &&&^^3.” Dis of sy deur die lewe dartel. Sy laat my altyd aan lente dink.

Dan is daar my noolste Nolie. Hy is my somerkind. Daar is altyd iets om oor te lag. Soms sal hy so dikbek sit en dan skree ek van die lag. Nie omdat ek bly is hy is ongelukkig nie. Eenvoudig net omdat sy gesigs uitdrukking so potsierlik sal wees. Hy draai sy sΓͺgoed so om dat dit soms moeilik is vir mense wie hom nie ken nie om te snap wat hy bedoel. Maar vir ons wie hom ken, is dit snaaks. Want die kontras is net eenvoudig snaaks.

Dan is daar my herfskind. Dis ousus. Jy sal haar ure lank nie sien nie. Nie omdat sy wegkruip nie, sy is net besig om iets analiseer om dit sodoende met reg, te diskwalifiseer sodat dit uitgewerp kan word. Nie omdat sy vandalisties is nie, nee, eenvoudig omdat sy weet daar is ruimte vir verbetering, vernuwing. Sy is nie jammer omdat dit so mooi of so lekker was nie, sy weet eenvoudig dis die ding om te doen. Geen nonsens word geduld nie.

Dan kom ek by my Bad Boy. My winter kind. Nee, hy is nie sleg nie. Dis net, as hy goed is, is hy baie goed. As hy kwaad is, is hy baie kwaad. As hy moeg is, is hy baie moeg. Hy is afsydig, ernstig, byna bot. Dis nie dat hy swartgallig is nie, geensins. As iemand sukkel, sal hy help. Hy sal die eerste een wees wat gee. Wat optel wie geval het. Maar hy wil uitgelos word. Alles gebeur op sy terme. Die ander sal aanneem as iets gedoen word, is almal betrokke. Vir hom moet jy nooi om mee te doen. Hy hou hom selde met beuselagtighede op. Hy het mos al alles gesien. Die ander drie is mos darem daar.

Soos die seisoene van die jaar verskil ons almal van mekaar. Maar elkeen is nodig om ‘n eenheid te maak.

Gedagte van die dag: Verskeidenheid is die speserye wat die lewe geur gee.

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  • 1. Toortsie  |  Maart 18, 2015 om 6:57 nm

    Sjoe hiwrdie is ‘n diepe skrywe. Mooi.

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  • 3. scrapydotwo  |  Maart 18, 2015 om 9:22 nm

    Dis nou baie gaaf dat jy die vrymoedigheid geneem het om die mooie stuk te skryf oor die seisoen-kinders. Dankie vir die deelneem ek waardeer dit. Jy hoef nie bang te wees om deel te neem nie, ek gaan jou beslis nie slegsΓͺ as jy “vloek” nie. Jy sit mos %@&* sodat almal weet wat jy sΓͺ! Almal is welkom om te skryf – enigste eis is Afikaans!
    Hoop jy gesels weer saam met Toeka-Tokkel

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    • 4. Olga  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 8:45 vm

      πŸ˜† Ek sit sommer die hele woord ook in.

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      • 5. scrapydotwo  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 10:44 vm

        Reg so, nie n moordkuil van die hart maak nie. Ek kan soms ook sommer in verbygaan lekker rollende woorde gebtuik as dit by bestuur kom

  • 7. Kameel  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 8:04 vm

    Dit is nou baie interressant om jou kinders in seisoene te sien.

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    • 8. Olga  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 8:44 vm

      Hulle verskil soveel van mekaar.

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  • 9. Xena Phoenix  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 9:14 vm

    Dit is beslis die mees oorspronklike Seisoene post. Interessant.

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  • 10. Klip  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 9:49 vm

    Regter: β€œGatiep sal jy vir die hof sΓͺ wat het jy gesteel.”
    Gatiep: β€œEk het β€˜n wekketjie gesteel djou honor.”
    Regter: β€œSal jy vir hof sΓͺ hoeveel kos die wekkertj…ie.”
    Gatiep: β€œDie wekketjie kos R16000 djou honor.”
    Regter: β€œWat se wekkertjie kos R16000?”
    Gatiep: β€œ β€˜n Kragopwekketjie, djou honor.”

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    • 11. Olga  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 12:54 nm

      Wt Klip. Het jy lekker hinderlaag gelΓͺ?

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      • 12. Klip  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 5:52 nm

        Ek het so twee dae laag gele., nou moet ek hommel tot volgende week Woensdag.

  • 13. Klip  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 9:55 vm

    Short Facts:

    Wife : “why are you home so early?”
    Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”

    β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡

    Doctor : How’s your headache ?
    Patient : She’s out of town.

    β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡

    Marriage is like a public toilet .
    Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.

    β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡

    Whisky is a brilliant invention.
    One double and you start feeling single again.

    β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡

    It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that, the slide show begins.

    β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡

    Q – You know why women love shoes?
    A – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit..

    β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡

    Q – Why can’t Women Drive well?
    A – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
    β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡

    Q – If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
    A – Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..

    β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡

    There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
    Those who remain single and make wonders happen.
    Those who have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
    And those who get married and wonder what happened=))

    β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡

    Wives are magicians…………
    They can change anything into an argument

    β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡
    Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
    WHY???? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don’t have wives!

    β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†

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  • 14. Klip  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 9:57 vm

    A man goes to a public golf course.

    He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says,

    “I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.”

    The man behind the counter says,

    “The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of our caddies are out on the course.

    But – We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you’re willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today.

    The golfer obviously accepted the man’s offer.

    He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself,

    “I think my driver will do the job.”

    The robot caddie turned to the man and said,

    “No sir. Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole.”

    Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.

    The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance.

    And this was the way the rest of the game went – The robot’s suggestions were always correct and the man’s entire game was the best game he had ever played.

    A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop. Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said,

    “I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please.”

    The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said,

    “Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints.”

    “COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could’ve complained about those robots? They were incredible!
    The man sighed and said,

    “Well, it wasn’t their performance. It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fairway.”

    The golfer said,

    “So then why didn’t you just paint them black?”

    The man nodded sadly and replied,

    “We did. Then four of them didn’t show up for work, two of them applied for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop and the other one thinks he’s the President!

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  • 15. Sparkle  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 10:17 vm

    Dit was nou lekker lees. Dankie Olga. πŸ™‚

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  • 16. Klip  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 10:31 vm

    A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where a train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station….
    what more can I say……..

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  • 17. Klip  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 10:50 vm

    Advertisement In Shop:
    Guitar, for Sale…….. Cheap…………… no strings attached.

    Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room:
    Smoking Helps You Lose Weight…. One Lung At A Time!

    On a bulletin board:
    Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

    When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking….I Gave Up Reading.

    My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses….He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

    Sign In A Bar:
    ‘Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.’

    Sign In Driving School:
    If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don’t Stand In Her Way.

    Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

    The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask too Many Questions.

    Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.

    Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.

    The Surest Sign
    That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

    Sign At A Barber’s Shop:
    We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.

    Sign In A Restaurant:
    All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

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  • 18. Klip  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 11:02 vm

    Condom use on an aircraft…
    A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eying each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.
    Rear toilet? He suggests.
    Five minutes, she agrees and goes off. He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her. Right, get that condom on, she says.
    Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure.
    But a sharp eyed stewardess has noticed them, and realized what they are up to, So, she humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system. “To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations.
    Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke Detector.”

    And what were you thinking?
    I worry about you sometimes!

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  • 19. Spokie sny spoor  |  Maart 19, 2015 om 5:06 nm

    Aag, te oulik geskryf. Mooi.

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