Swart ‘base’ glo?

Julie 15, 2014 at 11:54 vm 18 Kommentaar

Wha ha ha ha. Wat ‘n grap. Met die aanvang v an die sokker het televisie aankonigers onder andere Rian Cloete kom vertel dat alles weer vanaf die 14de Julie terug na normaal sal wees. Wel, die 14de Julie het gekom en gegaan. Raai wat? Afrikaanse nuus om 7 was nie terug op die kassie nie. Hulle het ‘n verklaring uitgereik dat mense hulle probeer disktediteur deur te sE dat hulle alle Afrikaans van SABC 2, of te wel, die oorspronklike tv kanaal wil verwyder. Met die dat die afrikaanse nuus weer gisteraand op 3 uitgesaai was, het hulle weereens bewys dat niemand ‘n swart mens (of dan ‘n swart baas) op sy/haar woord kan vat nie.

Die oorspronklike tv kanaal kon seker maar destyds vir wit Suid Afrika tot stand gekom het. Wel, dit was ook ‘n besluit waaraan ek , Jan, Piet en Susan nie ‘n sE gehad het nie. Dit was op ons nes op enige ander landsburger afgedwing. Maar dit bewys weereens net dat die ringkoppe van die SABC nie in beheer hoort nie. Hulle kan nie eers onthou wat hulle drie/vier weke gelede belowe het nie. Hulle kan dan mos nie goed vir die SABC wees nie. Wat gaan hulle SEptember lieg wanneer alle AFrikaans van SABC2 af gaan verdwyn?

Vir hulle maak dit perfek sin om die “laaste skans” van wit Suid Afrikaners by die SABC te vervang met iets anders. Die voorheen “wit” kanaal gaan hulle seker vreeslik wit laat voel wanneer hulle gaan sit en Dstv kyk. Mog elke nie Afikaanse program wat op SABC2 uitgesaai word, hulle sender of wat dit ookal genoem word laat kak.

Gedagte van die dag: Ek het geen tv nodig nie. Ek kan nuus op die radio luister.


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  • 1. Klip  |  Julie 15, 2014 om 6:11 nm

    Daar is deesdae so baie entertainment om af te laai van die net af , n mens sal nooit sabc wil kyk nie. SA nuus is in elk geval so borrrrrring . Ek wil f#kkol hoor van piss torius of mal enema , die regering , eksdom of stakings nie. Goeie nuus is baie skaars.

    • 2. Lewies Mymer  |  Julie 27, 2014 om 12:59 nm

      Ek kom bietjie laat heir aan, maar ek stem saam . Skiep die nuus, dit maak mens of siek of moerig.

  • 3. malmanie  |  Julie 15, 2014 om 7:39 nm

    maar ek se hulle se moere. wie betaal hulle lisensies? nee fok hulle almal.

  • 4. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:28 vm

    This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.”

    The friend replies “How so?”

    “My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!”

  • 5. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:30 vm

    A man shows up late for work. His boss yells, “You should have been here at 8.30!” The man replies, “Why? What happened at 8.30?”.

  • 6. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:33 vm

    I admired the candour of the department manager. I asked how many staff worked in his area and he said, ‘About half of them.’

  • 7. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:34 vm

    Tell your boss what you really think of him, for the truth shall surely set you free.

  • 8. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:35 vm

    Why is Christmas like a day at work? You do all the work and a fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

  • 9. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:36 vm

    A man turns to his co-workers and says, ‘I feel like punching the boss in the face again.’ ‘What d’you mean “again”?’ asks the co-worker. ‘I felt like punching him yesterday,’ says the man.

  • 10. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:36 vm

    The management board have got their own version of musical chairs. It differs from the usual version in one respect. Every time the music stops, they add a chair.

  • 11. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:37 vm

    ‘You’ve all heard my arguments,’ says the managing director to his board. ‘Now let’s vote on it. Anyone who doesn’t agree with me raise their right hand and say “I resign.”’

  • 12. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:38 vm

    A man goes up to his boss and says, ‘Here! My wage packet was empty last week.’ ‘I know,’ says the boss. ‘But I pay people what they’re worth, and in your case it turned out they don’t make money in small enough denominations.’

  • 13. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:39 vm

    A new manager is saying goodbye to the man he’s replacing. The departing manager says, ‘I’ve left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can’t solve.’ Three months later there’s an emergency and the manager finds he can’t cope. He opens the first envelope. The message inside says, ‘Blame your predecessor!’ Six months later there’s another crisis and the manager opens the second envelope. The message inside reads, ‘Blame your staff!’ Three months later yet another disaster strikes the company and the manager opens the third envelope. The message says, ‘Prepare three envelopes.’

  • 14. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:40 vm

    A pheasant is standing in a field talking to a bull. ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,’ sighs the pheasant. ‘But I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Why don’t you nibble on my droppings?’ suggests the bull. ‘They’re packed with nutrients.’ So the pheasant pecks at the dung and finds he has the strength to fly to the first branch of the tree. The next day he eats some more dung and reaches the second branch, and so on. A week later he’s eaten so much dung that he can perch on the very top of the tree, at which point a farmer shoots him dead. The moral of the story being: bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

  • 15. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:41 vm

    An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but asses.

  • 16. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:42 vm

    An orphaned blind bunny and an orphaned blind snake bump into each other in the forest. They get talking and discover that neither can see, and neither is exactly sure what sort of creature they are. ‘Tell you what,’ says the snake. ‘We’ll feel each other all over and tell each other what we think we are.’ The bunny agrees, so the snake slithers all over the bunny and says, ‘Well, you’re covered with soft fur, you have long ears, and a cottony tail. I’d say you must be a rabbit.’ ‘Oh, thank you!’ cries the bunny. ‘Now it’s my turn.’ So saying, the bunny feels the snake all over and says, ‘Well, you’re smooth and slippery. You have a forked tongue, and no balls. I’d say you must be a team leader or possibly someone in senior management.’

  • 17. Klip  |  Julie 17, 2014 om 10:42 vm

    The boss, Mister Perkins, is showing a new employee round the office. ‘Some might consider me old-fashioned,’ says Mister Perkins. ‘But I don’t believe in first names. They encourage overfamiliarity, slackness and a lowering of standards. You will refer to me as Mister Perkins and I will address you by your last name. What is your name by the way?’ ‘Stuart Darling,’ replies the employee. ‘Welcome on board, Stuart,’ says Mister Perkins.

  • 18. Klip  |  Julie 18, 2014 om 8:08 vm

    Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties
    And had never been married.
    She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
    One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
    She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
    As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.

    The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

    When she returned with tea and scones,

    They began to chat..
    The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the
    better of him and he could no longer resist.

    ‘Miss Beatrice’, he said,
    ‘I wonder if you would tell me about this?’
    Pointing to the bowl.
    ‘Oh, yes,’ she replied, ‘Isn’t it wonderful?
    I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
    The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
    Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter.’


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