Boer boer hoe gaan dit?

Julie 7, 2014 at 11:40 nm 12 Kommentaar

As een dier vrek van honger, is dit ‘n hartseer storie. As tagtig vrek, is dit ‘n tragedie. Veral as die vrektes op dieselfde plaas is. Een waar droogte nie hoogty vier nie, nee, nee. Eerder is dit ‘n plaas wat as ‘n simbool bekom is. Maar nou ja, boer wil ons boer. Dit wys ons is wit.

Laat ons dink, “Wat kan tog witter as “boer” wees? Eers was dit ‘n sekere room wat hulle gebruik het om hulle velle wit (sug) te maak. Die room het anders as Michael Jackson se room, eerder swart velle ‘n paar verskillende skakerings oranje getint. Wat die volgers van hierdie kultuur bekend laat word het as “Coke en Fanta.” Dan is daar die pruike. Dis deesdae ‘n rare gesig om ‘n swart vrou te sien met haar eie natuurlike hare. Maar om die wit ding nou deeglik te wil doen, moet ‘n swart mens ‘n boer word. Dit is hoekom grond hervorming sal voortgaan. Kryt maar eerder díe huidige geslag boere, of dan landbouers uit as gronddiewe en eis grond, plase terug waarvoor jou voorouers jare gelede vegoed was. Al was dit met ‘n hand vol twak of ‘n bottel bier. Vir hulle was dit maklik om te ruil aangesien die grond buitendien nie aan hulle behoort het nie.

Maar ek dwaal af. Sien as ‘n boer nou in die Kaap loop sit terwyl haar lewende hawe vrek van die honger en tot kanibalisme gedwling word, dan sal die Landbank vorentoe tree en se “Ja, sy het ‘n lening sy betaal vir die plaas.” Die plaaseienaar kan nie verantwoordelik gehou word as haar werk haar in die Kaap hou terwyl haar werkers gedros het en haar diere omkom van honger en dors nie. Sy is darem nou van die witste wittes. Sy is ‘n boer. Wie doen dit? Vra maar vir Thandi Modise. Boere is mos wit.

Gedagte van die: “Kill the famah kill the boer!” Huh? Wie het nou weer so gese?

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  • 1. malmanie  |  Julie 7, 2014 om 11:56 nm

    dis nou wragtag een rede waar ek nooit aan gedink het nie. en op n deurmekaar manier maak dit net sin.

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  • 2. Koh Lian Fong  |  Julie 27, 2014 om 2:19 nm

    My broers en suster van Asië land, Ek is Miss Koh Lian Fong van Singapoer; Ek was in die behoefte van ‘n lening ‘n paar maande gelede. Ek moes ‘n lening my restaurant en kroeg, toe een van my lang tyd sakevennoot stel my aan die hierdie goeie en betroubare lening uitlener Mr.ZHANG wat my help met ‘n lening te bekom, en is rentekoers is baie laag is, dank God vandag is. Ek is nou ‘n suksesvolle sakevrou, en ek nuttig geword. In die lewe van ander, ek hou nou ‘n restaurant en kroeg. En sowat 22 werkers, dank God vir my lewe is ek goed verlaat het vandag ‘n gelukkige ma met drie kinders, te danke aan wat jy Mr.HZANG Nou kan ek sorg vir my pragtige familie, kan ek nou my faktuur betaal. Ek is nou die broodwinner van my familie. As jy kyk vir ‘n betroubare en betroubare lening leier. Jy kan e-pos hom via, (ZHANGLOANCOMPANY@YAHOO.COM Pls vertel hom mis Koh Lian Fong, vorm Singapore bekendstel aan hom. THANKS

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    • 3. Klip  |  Julie 27, 2014 om 6:04 nm

      Q: Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather?
      A: He makes you an offer you can’t understand.

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  • 4. Klip  |  Julie 27, 2014 om 5:08 nm

    Miss Koh Lian Fong sum ting mus be wong

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  • 5. Klip  |  Julie 27, 2014 om 5:14 nm

    Ek ken ook n miss Zhatang ma van satan

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  • 6. Klip  |  Julie 27, 2014 om 5:25 nm

    This loan must be Fa Kin Su Pah

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    • 7. Olga  |  Julie 27, 2014 om 8:41 nm

      om in S.A iets werd te wees.

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  • 8. Klip  |  Julie 27, 2014 om 5:30 nm

    Learn even more chinese!

    Dildo – Fun Toi
    Ex-wife – Fa Kin Sau
    Where´s the restroom? – Ai Pe Nau
    I absolutely agree! – No Daut
    Jesus Child – Ho Li Boi
    Dogshit under my shoe – Stin Kin Puh
    Stop teasing me! – Tat Nut Fun
    Annoying kid – Hit Tat Boi
    Cough up some dough! – Pei Nau
    Go for a ride for free – Hit Hai King
    I think our friend is homo – He Gai
    Your price is too high – Ai No Bai Dam Ting
    That was an unauthorized execution – Lin Ching
    You are not very bright – Yu So Dum
    I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi
    Please, stay a while longer – Wai Go Nao
    They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum
    Hey, I think we have a serious problem here! – Sum Ting Wong
    Having an early orgasm – Kum Tu Suun
    Saying the same thing several times – Ri Pi Ting
    Are You horny? – Yu Har Dik
    You´re just so stupid – Fak Ju
    I just get drunk so easy – On Li Tu
    Oh, You´ve been smoking as well? – Ju Tu Hai
    I´ve got something in my eye – Aut Mai Ai
    You explained that before, but finally I understand – Ai See Nau
    Listen baby, isn´t that a pretty and romantic sky tonight? – Mun So Brait
    Let´s get outta here and that fast as hell! – Fa Kin Run
    Oh, just look at that Ferrari! – Big Boi Toi
    I´m just so horny – Ma Dik Big
    As I said before, Microsoft sucks! – Fa Kin Kom Pu Da
    I told You that´s he´s extremely ticklish! – Jum Pin Hai
    Hey buddy, I know it´s winter, but not THAT cold to pee outdoor – Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee
    Ok listen, this got to look like an accident – Hit Mai Ai
    He’s cleaning his automobile – He Wa Shing Ka
    This is a tow away zone – No Pah King
    Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
    Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan
    It’s very dark in here – Wai So Dim
    Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting
    I thought you were on a diet? – Wai Yu Mun Ching
    Your body odor is so offensive – Yu Stin Ki Pu
    I didn´t know that You knew the lyrics to The Macarena – Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
    I got this for free – Ai No Pei
    Phew, this bathroom stink! – Hu Flung Dung
    Are you harboring a fugitive? – Hu Yu Hai Ding
    See me as soon as possible – Kum Hia Nao
    Stupid Man – Dum Fuk
    I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    I think you need a face lift – Chin Tu Fat
    Our meeting is scheduled for next week! – Wai Yu Kum Nao
    Staying out of sight – Lei Ying Lo
    Great – Fa Kin Su Pah

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  • 9. Klip  |  Julie 27, 2014 om 6:15 nm

    Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
    A: No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides.

    Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
    A: Cha Ching!

    Q: How does every Chinese joke start?
    A: By looking over your shoulder.

    Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?
    A: Rai Ping Yu

    Q: What has 2 wings and a halo?
    A: A Chinese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?

    Q: What happens when a Mexican and an China man make a baby?
    A: A car thief who can’t actually drive is born. Everything is made in China. Except for babies, they’re made in VaChina.

    Q: Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China?
    A: You never leave home.

    Q: Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant?
    A: The food is great, but an hour later, you’re hungry for power.

    Q: What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
    A: Ho Lee Fuk

    Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?
    A: Irene.

    Q: What do you call a drive by shooting where a Chinese guy gets shot?
    A: CAPPUCINO (CAP-A-CHINO)

    Q: What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker?
    A: Juan Chu

    Q: How do you blind an Chinese woman?
    A: You put a windshield in front of him.

    Q: Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather?
    A: He makes you an offer you can’t understand.

    Q: How do you know if an Chinaman robbed your house?
    A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the little f**ker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

    Q: Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China?
    A: Everybody won.

    Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion?
    A: Wong

    Q: What do you call a Chinese dwarf?
    A: Tai Nee.

    Q: What do you call a Chinese woman on fire?
    A: Mel Ting.

    Q: What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
    A: Phil Ming.

    Q: What do you call a bunch of Chinamen in a pool?
    A: Rice Krispies

    Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Chinese beauty contest?
    A: Me neither.

    Q: What is the most common crime in China?
    A: Identity Fraud.

    Q: What do you call a dumb Chinese prostitute?
    A: Wun Dum Ho

    Q: How do you know if a Chinese gang robbed your house?
    A: All the rice is gone and 3 hours later they’re still trying to backup out of the driveway.

    Q: Why are there so many girls in a Chinese strip club?
    A: Because of all the wangs

    Q: What do you call an Asian receptionist?
    A: Tai Ping.

    Q: What do you call a Chinese paralympian?
    A: Lim Ping

    Q: What did the Chinese father tell his daughter?
    A: You allergic to bees…..Good! Get A’s or C your way out of my house.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can’t drive!

    Q: What do the Chinese do during erections?
    A: They vote.

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  • 10. Klip  |  Julie 27, 2014 om 6:24 nm

    How to Tell if You’re Chinese
    Top Twenty Tips To Look For

    Your dad is some sort of engineer.

    You ask your parents for help on one maths problem and 2 hours later, they’re still lecturing.

    You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.

    Everybody thinks you’re “Chinese” no matter what part of Asia your ancestors are/were from.

    You drive mostly Japanese cars.

    At least once, you’ve started a joke with the phrase: “Confucius said….”

    You know what bok choy is.

    Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Chinese, like the ever so popular: ching cha wa woo bok chi ping ….

    Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin.

    At least one member in your family wears black wire/plastic framed glasses.

    Your parents say, “Calculus?!! I took calculus in the 8th grade!!!”

    Everybody thinks you know karate/tae kwon do.

    Your parents’ vocabulary is filled w/ “Ai-yah” and “Wah’s”.

    You never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation Chinese food.

    You learned the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents.

    People see a bunch of scribbles on a pair of chopsticks and they ask you to translate the funny Chinese words.

    You will most likely be taller than your parents.

    Your parents made you play the piano, the violin, or both.

    You buy soy sauce by the gallon.

    You have sticks, leaves, dried skin and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.

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    • 11. Olga  |  Julie 27, 2014 om 8:45 nm

      😉 Werk jy weer h.erskof Klip? Of is dit nou poeliesman skof?

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  • 12. Klip  |  Julie 28, 2014 om 7:10 vm

    Hi Olga , ek werk al va die 28ste Junie elke dag 07:00:19:00. Sal nog so aangaan tot omtrent die 3de Aug.

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