So ietsie om te bepeins die naweek.

Junie 13, 2014 at 11:02 vm 10 Kommentaar

Stay away from Anger..
It hurts ..Only You!
If you are right then there is no need to get angry,
And if you are wrong then you don’t have any right to get angry.
Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith.
Never Think Hard about the PAST, It brings Tears…
Don’t think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear…
Live this Moment with a Smile,It brings Cheer.
Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
Every problem comes to make us or break us,
The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.
Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful.
Do you know why God created gaps between fingers?
So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those. gaps by holding your hand forever.
Happiness keeps You Sweet..But being sweet brings happiness.

Gedagte van die dag: Daar is altyd spasie vir verbetering.

Geniet die naweek en bly warm en veilig.

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‘n Gelukkie vir my. Die wildtuin

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  • 1. Klip  |  Junie 14, 2014 om 7:42 vm

    A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband’s lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop. One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the crotchless undies, and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm. ‘Want some of this?’ she purred. ‘Are you kidding?’ he replied. ‘Look what it did to your underwear’

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  • 2. Klip  |  Junie 14, 2014 om 7:43 vm

    An old man came up to me at the cash machine and asked me to help him check his balance … so i pushed him over.

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  • 3. Klip  |  Junie 14, 2014 om 7:55 vm

    A man shows up late for work. His boss yells, “You should have been here at 8.30!” The man replies, “Why? What happened at 8.30?”

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  • 4. Klip  |  Junie 14, 2014 om 7:57 vm

    A blonde goes to the hospital to give blood and is asked what type she is. She tells them she’s an outgoing cat-lover.

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  • 5. Klip  |  Junie 14, 2014 om 7:57 vm

    ‘Honey, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand!’ Homer Simpson

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  • 6. Klip  |  Junie 15, 2014 om 7:26 vm

    Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician’s office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you…”

    “I know, I know.” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.”

    “No, that’s not it at all.” Brenda confessed. “He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.”

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  • 7. Klip  |  Junie 15, 2014 om 7:27 vm

    A man knocks on the door of an exclusive brothel.

    Through a small window in the door, the madam says, “What can I do for you, sir?”

    “I’d like to get screwed,” he answered.

    “This is an exclusive club. To join, you must slip a hundred dollars under the door.”

    The man does so, but the door doesn’t open. The madam appears again. The man says, “Hey, I’d like to get screwed.”

    The madam says, “What, again?”

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  • 8. Klip  |  Junie 15, 2014 om 7:29 vm

    HIS and HERS Road Trip

    HERS:

    1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
    2. opens window
    3. asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
    4. Arrives at destination presently.

    HIS:

    1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it’s the correct one.
    2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right.
    3. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
    4. finally rolls down window
    5. hocks a loogie
    6. pulls up to a 7-11
    7. gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
    8. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
    9. Gets back into car.
    10. farts
    11. after he closes the door.
    12. laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
    13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way
    back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
    14. almost hits a deer
    15. curses the night
    16. curses you
    17. curses the large slurpee
    18. stops by the side of the road
    19 takes a leak
    20. still taking a leak.
    21. almost done
    22. I think.
    23. returns to car
    24. Drives and fiddles with radio.
    25. yells at you for suggesting the map again
    26. admits he didn’t want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister’s anyway.
    27. He hates your sister.
    28. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
    29. He had to look up pernicious.
    30. Couldn’t find a dictionary.
    31. finally found a dictionary
    32. Couldn’t spell pernicious.
    33. seethes at the memory of it all
    34. But she is laughing inside…
    35. And of course you’re still lost.

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  • 9. Klip  |  Junie 16, 2014 om 7:25 vm

    Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.

    Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside. “Ah, will you look at that?”

    One ditch digger said. “What’s our world comin’ to when men of th’ cloth are visitin’ such places?”

    A short time later, a Protestant minister walked up to the door and quietly slipped inside. “Do you believe that?” The workman exclaimed. “Why, ’tis no wonder th’ young people today are so confused, what with the example clergymen set for them.”

    After an hour went by, the men watched as a Catholic priest quickly entered the whore house. “Ah, what a pity,” the digger said, leaning on his shovel. “One of th’ poor lasses must be ill.”

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  • 10. Klip  |  Junie 17, 2014 om 12:54 nm

    The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.

    Look Miss,” said the foreman, “have you any actual experience in picking lemons?”

    “Well, as a matter if fact, yes!” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times!”

    Antwoord

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