Lag of LAG?

Februarie 10, 2014 at 3:45 nm 19 Kommentaar

Staan ek nou vanmiddag in Spar. Raak bewus van die mannetjie by die volgende til se snaakse rondloer heeltyd. Wag, wag, wa dink ek. Laat ek ook kyk wat die man so skaam skelm onder die rand van sy pet beloer.

Eerste waarvan ek bewus word toe die bepette kop weer draai, is die groot moesie ding op sy ken. Die kop draai, kyk na die deur, na die sigarette toonbank en natuurlik waar hy kyk, kyk ek ook. Dis natuurlik oor die etensuur. Kinders kom huis toe na skool. Waar daar wel ouers tuis is, neem ek aan hulle wag ook maar vir hulle kinders om tuis te kom. Elk geval, die kop draai verder. Kyk na my kyk verby, registreer toe dat ek na hom ook kyk. Draai terug na my. Kyk en kyk weer.

Natuurlik herken ek hom. ‘n Bekenderige Afrikaanse akteur. Dis asof hy nog dieper in sy pet verdwyn. Kop onderstebo hou hy ‘n paar note na die kassiere uit. Gryp sy sakkie “tamaties” en skarrel holderstebolder uit die winkel. Ek sal wragtig graag wou weet of dit verligting of teleurstelling was dat hy nie herken is nie wat hom so laat weghaas het sonder om sy kleingeld te neem. Nie eers deur die viertal kinders wie hy amper omloop in sy haas om weg te kom nie.

Arme mense het seker ook maar soms ‘n stryd om net hulle gang te gaan, hulle lewe te lewe.

Gedagte van die dag: Lewe en laat lewe.

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My bedel roos Sowaar.

19 Kommentaar Add your own

  • 1. Klip  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 4:14 nm

    Hy was seker bang hy moes sy handtekening uitdeel.

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    • 2. Olga  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 9:03 nm

      Fluister *Dalk kan hy nie sy naam spel sonder hulp nie.* 😉

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  • 3. Klip  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 4:19 nm

    Akteur wat by SPAR koop??? Seker omdat daar nie n woollies is nie

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    • 4. Olga  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 9:35 nm

      net so ne. Hier is nie eers ‘n Shoprite nie. Hy of hulle was seker maar oppad KNP toe.

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  • 5. Klip  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 4:26 nm

    A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.

    They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

    Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their “freedom.” As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town.

    Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.

    After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.

    The rabbi replied, “I don’t know about you, but in MY congregation, it’s my face they would recognize.”

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  • 6. Klip  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 4:29 nm

    A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver’s license, the driver argued, “Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car behind me.”

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    • 7. Olga  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 9:37 nm

      Hy moet ‘n BBBEE motoris wees.

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  • 8. Klip  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 4:30 nm

    A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
    The woman answered, “Well, I have contacts.”

    The policeman replied, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”

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  • 9. Klip  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 4:31 nm

    A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, “What will you take….30 days or $30.”
    The man replied, “I think I’ll take the money.”

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  • 10. Klip  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 4:33 nm

    After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another.

    The Methodist minister said, “The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families.”

    The Baptist preacher said, “We did better than that! We gained 6 new families.”

    The Presbyterian pastor said, “Well, we did even better than that! We got rid of our 10 biggest trouble makers!”

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  • 11. Klip  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 5:52 nm

    A young actor was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

    “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.”

    “I’m very sorry,” replied the young man, “Is there anything I can do for you?”

    “Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Good bye mother!’ it would make me feel much better.”

    “Sure,” answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, “Good bye mother!”

    As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was R127.50. “How can that be?” he asked, “I only purchased a few things!”

    “Your mother said you would pay for her,” said the clerk.

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    • 12. Olga  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 9:41 nm

      Wys jou net, met grysheid kom wysheid. 😆

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  • 13. Klip  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 5:53 nm

    SNL……

    An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

    When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

    The female doctor says, “I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99′.

    The old guy obeys and says,”99″.

    The doctor says, “Great”, now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99″.

    Again, the old guy says ’99′.”

    The doctor said, “Very good”.

    Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99′.

    The old guy begins,

    “One….

    two…

    three…”

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    • 14. Olga  |  Februarie 10, 2014 om 9:43 nm

      Weereens…….

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  • 15. Kameel  |  Februarie 11, 2014 om 12:04 nm

    Ek dink nie dit moet so lekker wees om herken te word waar ‘n mens ookal heengaan nie. Net die gedagte gee my engtevrees. Stem…. lewe, en laat lewe!!

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  • 16. Klip  |  Februarie 11, 2014 om 1:14 nm

    Binneband , 7de Laan ????? Was hy al in huisgenoot? of net in n plaaslike koerantjie??

    n Man wil ook nie herken word as hy saam met sy skelmpie gesien word nie

    Wat maak n mens bekenderig?? 4 chommies op facebook?

    Seker weggeglip vir n morserige naweek in die laeveld….

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    • 17. Olga  |  Februarie 11, 2014 om 4:18 nm

      😆 Bekenderig soos in … Hy is duidelik geen brad (stinkie) Pitt nie, niemand het hom bestorm nie. Heel paar keer al in huisgenoot. Dis ou … … Ek kan hom nou nie onthou nie.

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  • 18. Klip  |  Februarie 11, 2014 om 1:19 nm

    How true is this……….
    I think there’s more than a grain of truth in this.

    Everyone seems to be wondering why MuslimTerrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

    Lets have a look at the evidence:
    – No Christmas
    – No television
    – No nude women
    – No football
    – No pork chops
    – No hot dogs
    – No burgers
    – No beer
    – No bacon
    – Rags for clothes
    – Towels for hats
    – Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
    – More than one wife
    –More than one mother in law
    – You can’t shave
    – Your wife can’t shave
    – You can’t wash off the smell of donkey
    – You cook over burning camel dung
    – Your wife is picked by someone else for you
    – and your wife smells worse than your donkey
    Then they tell you that “when you die, it all gets better”??
    Well no sh*t Sherlock!….
    It’s not like it could get much worse
    THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

    They’re not happy in Gaza ..
    They’re not happy in Egypt ….
    They’re not happy in Libya ..
    They’re not happy in Morocco …
    They’re not happy in Iran ..
    They’re not happy in Iraq ..
    They’re not happy in Yemen ..
    They’re not happy in Afghanistan …
    They’re not happy in Pakistan ..
    They’re not happy in Syria ….
    They’re not happy in Lebanon ..

    SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

    They’re happy in Australia ..
    They’re happy in Canada .
    They’re happy in England ..
    They’re happy in France …
    They’re happy in Italy ..
    They’re happy in Germany ..
    They’re happy in Sweden ..
    They’re happy in the USA ..
    They’re happy in Norway ..
    They’re happy in Holland .
    They’re happy in Denmark .

    Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim
    And unhappy in every country that is!

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves.

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

    AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like….
    THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

    Excuse me, but I can’t help wondering…
    How damn dumb can you get?

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    • 19. Olga  |  Februarie 11, 2014 om 4:20 nm

      😆

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