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September 27, 2013 at 7:44 vm 15 Kommentaar

We have thousands of chinese women on our site looking for real and loving relationships. There is a high chance you will see a profile of someone you know.

It may be a secretary from your office. It may be a teacher from your city’s college or school. It may be your ex-girlfriend. Many of them will have explicit pictures on their profiles. Please read our rules before you proceed.

Rules:

1. If you see someone you know, DO NOT publicize it. Do not spread rumors.

2. Respect our members. Please DO NOT date more than one woman at a time (multiple messages are fine).

3. We currently have more women than men. Please do not be overwhelmed if you receive a large number of dating requests. All we ask is that you’re respectful when declining.

4. We often close registration for men to maintain an equal number of male and female members. Registration for MEN ages 30+ is currently OPEN. Please register now while slots remain open.

If you Agree, click the “I Agree” button below to continue to the registration page.

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Rules:

1. If you see someone you know, DO NOT publicize it. Do not spread rumors.

2. Respect our members. Please DO NOT date more than one woman at a time (multiple messages are fine).

3. We currently have more women than men. Please do not be overwhelmed if you receive a large number of dating requests. All we ask is that you’re respectful when declining.

4. We often close registration for men to maintain an equal number of male and female members. Registration for MEN ages 18+ is currently OPEN and FREE. Please register now while slots remain open.

If you Agree, click the “I Agree” button below to continue to the registration page.

ATTENTION: This is the best place to look for new singles online.

Our site has over 6 million members who are searching EXCLUSIVELY new singles online. It’s very likely that you may see the profile of someone you know. For example, of your company’s secretary. Or of an acquaintance from school or college. Or, maybe, of your former partner. Please read our rules before proceeding.

Step 1: Confirm your age
You must be at least 18 years old.
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Dit is wat FACEBOOK nou al geword het, ‘n web bordeel.

gedagte van die dag: Moet FACEBOOK regtig hoerreerdery op die manier aanhelp????

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15 Kommentaar Add your own

  • 1. maans  |  September 27, 2013 om 9:01 vm

    in vandag se tyd kan alles gaan solank dit om die vlees gaan.

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  • 2. kanwilsal  |  September 27, 2013 om 11:38 vm

    Dit is na alles die oudste beroep op die planeet, mens ignoreer dit maar net. Daar is altyd eensame mense daar buite wat vir die tipe advertensies sal val, wat hulle net geld gaan kos,lol.
    Maar waarom pla dit jou? Vryheid is nie n moeilike begrip nie,
    as jy nie van dwelms hou nie; moenie dwelms gebruik nie
    as jy nie van n hoereerdery hou nie; hou op rondhoer
    as jy nie van sigarette hou nie; moenie rook nie
    as jy nie van drank hou nie; moenie drink nie
    as jy nie van pornografie hou nie; hou dan op om na pornografie te kyk
    as jy nie van gewere hou nie; moenie n geweer koop nie.
    as jy nie van Faveboek hou nie; moenie Facebook gebruik nie
    as jy nie daarvan hou as jou regte vertrap word nie; moenie ander se regte vertap nie.
    Dis maklik!

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    • 3. Olga  |  September 27, 2013 om 8:49 nm

      Inderdaad.

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  • 4. Kameel  |  September 27, 2013 om 11:58 vm

    Totdat die vleeslike mens nie meer bestaan nie gaan ons met hierdie dinge opgeskeep sit.

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    • 5. Olga  |  September 27, 2013 om 8:53 nm

      Ag wel, almal na hulle smaak ne.

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  • 6. Klip  |  September 27, 2013 om 7:18 nm

    Ek’s nou lus vir n chinees braai………

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  • 7. Klip  |  September 27, 2013 om 7:20 nm

    Waar kan ek n chinees kry????

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    • 8. Olga  |  September 27, 2013 om 8:51 nm

      loer op FB Klip. Hulle sal iewers adverteer. 😆 Kyk regs op die skerm, as jy fb loer.

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  • 9. Klip  |  September 27, 2013 om 7:33 nm

    ‘N MAN KOM OP DIE PLAAS AAN WAAR HY NET ‘N OPGESKOTE SEUN BY DIE STAL AANTREF.
    ”IS JOU PA HIER ?” VRA DIE MAN
    “NEE OOM MY PA IS IN DIE DORP”.
    “IS JOU BROER GERT HIER ?” VRA DIE MAN.
    “NEE OOM, MY BROER GERT IS IN DIE KOSHUIS EN KOM NET ELKE 2 DE NAWEEK HUISTOE”.
    “IS DAAR IETS WAARMEE EK OOM DALK KAN HELP ?”
    “JOU BROER GERT HET MY DOGTER SWANGER GEMAAK” SE DIE MAN.
    “OOM SAL MAAR MET MY PA DAAROOR MOET PRAAT. EK WEET HY VRA R 5,000 AS ANDER MENSE SY BUL GEBRUIK OM HUL KOEIE TE DEK. EK WEET OOK HY VRA R 2,000 AS IEMAND SY RAM GEBRUIK OM HUL OOIE TE DEK. EK HET EGTER GEEN IDEE WAT HY OOM GAAN VRA VIR DIE WERK WAT GERT GEDOEN HET NIE !!!

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    • 10. Olga  |  September 27, 2013 om 8:52 nm

      Wha ha ha ha.

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  • 11. Klip  |  September 27, 2013 om 11:34 nm

    Ek het al gewonder of hulle worsbroodjies in China verkoop???
    Eg Suid Afrikaans. Het hulle ook miskien n boere mall soos n china mall het?

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    • 12. Olga  |  September 28, 2013 om 12:29 nm

      Verseker nie. Netnou moet hulle ook bbbee swieties by die boeremall uitdeel.

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  • 13. Klip  |  September 28, 2013 om 12:08 vm

    This couple had only been married for two weeks.

    The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back…”

    “Where are you going coochy cooh…?” asked the wife.

    “I’m going to the bar, pretty face. I’m going to have a beer.”

    The wife says to him, “You want a beer my love?”

    Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband doesn’t know what to do, and the only thing he can think of saying is, “Yes, loolie loolie…but the bar…. you know…the frozen glass…”

    He didn’t get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying, “You want a frozen glass puppy face?”

    She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, says, “Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious…I won’t be long. I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?”

    “You want hors d’oeuvres poochi pooh?”

    She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

    “But sweet honey…at the bar…you know…the swearing, the dirty words and all that…”

    “You want dirty words cutie pie?…HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN’T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT ASSHOLE?!!”

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  • 14. Klip  |  September 28, 2013 om 12:10 vm

    Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how for Christmas this year he’d love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

    His buddies all chimed in and said, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early on Christmas morning.”

    Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the links. The first guy says, “Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.”

    Number 2 guy says, “I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”

    Number 3 guy says “Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.”

    They all turn to the last guy in the group and he is staring at them like they have lost their minds. “I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, is it sex or golf?’ and she said, ‘Take your sweater’.”

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  • 15. Klip  |  September 28, 2013 om 12:16 vm

    Don and his new friend Arty were having a drink together, and were talking about their respective married lives.

    “I had sex with my wife before we were married,” said Don, “did you?”

    “Gee, I don’t know,” answered Arty. “What was your wife’s maiden name?

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