Groot goed

September 5, 2013 at 9:13 nm 3 Kommentaar

groot doer

Ek het ‘n groot teësin daarin om groot goed te brei of te hekel. Vir groot goed het ek mos ‘n naaimasjien en ‘n omkapmasjien. Maar nou ja, ek het die wol gekoop en kon nie juis ‘n truitjie in dit sien nie. Toe het ek verlede Maandag môre, 26 Aug, maar baie teësinnig baie kettingstekies aangeheg. Vas onder die indruk die jongste projek gaan my tot aan die einde van die jaar besig hou.

grootgoed

Hoe verder ek gehekel het, hoe meer het ek dit geniet. Des te haastiger het ek gehekel om by die volgende kleur uit te kom. Ek wou egter nie die twee, drie rytjies in dieselfde kleur doen nie. Ek het besluit ek sal elke kleur opgebruik voordat ek ‘n volgende kleur begin.

grooet goed

Dit het goed gegaan en Vrydag 30 Aug, het ek die laatste rytjie gehekel aan die baba kombersie van 100 x 120cm. Ek was eintlik vreeslik verbaas. Van elke 100g het net die sowat 3 g oorgebly. Nou sal ek moet gaan wol koop vir nog drie. Ek het mos vier kinders. Al gaan nie een van hulle kinders hê nie, sal hulle dit dan eendag kan gebruik wanneer hulle op die ouetehuis se stoep sit en tee drink om hulle kniee warm te hou.

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  • 1. Klip  |  September 7, 2013 om 11:21 vm

    A Jewish congregation in suburban Boston honours its Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid. When he walks into his hotel room, he finds a beautiful nude woman lying on the bed. She greets the Rabbi with, “Hi, Rabbi, I’m a little something extra that the President of the Temple arranged for you.” The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the Temple and shouts, “Greenblatt, what were you thinking? Where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our religious community! I am very angry with you and you have not heard the end of this.” Hearing this, the naked woman gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her and asks, “Where are you going? I’m not angry with you.”

    Antwoord
  • 2. Klip  |  September 7, 2013 om 11:22 vm

    The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

    St. Peter said, ‘Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.’

    Forrest responds, ‘It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope the test ain’t too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was.’

    St. Peter continued, ‘Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.

    First:
    What two days of
    the week begin with the letter T?
    Second:
    How many seconds
    are there in a year?
    Third:
    What is God’s
    first name?’

    Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, ‘Now that
    you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.’

    Forrest replied, ‘Well, the first one — which two days in the week begins with the letter ‘T’?

    Shucks, that one
    is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.’

    The Saint’s eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, ‘Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?’ asked St. Peter.
    ‘How many seconds in a year?

    Now that one is harder,’ replied Forrest, ‘but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.’

    Astounded, St. Peter said, ‘Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven’s name could you come up with
    twelve seconds in a year ?

    Forrest replied, ‘Shucks, there’s got to be twelve:
    January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… ‘

    ‘Hold it, interrupts St. Peter. ‘I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind….but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question.

    Can you tell me
    God’s first name’?

    ‘Sure,’ Forrest replied, ‘it’s Andy.’

    ‘Andy?’ exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?’

    You are going to love this ?..

    ‘Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,’
    Forrest replied. ‘I learnt it from the song,

    ANDY WALKS WITH ME,

    ANDY TALKS WITH ME,

    ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.’

    St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,

    and said: ‘Run, Forrest, run.’

    Lord,

    Give me a sense of humor

    Give me the

    ability to understand a clean joke,

    To get some

    humor out of life,

    Antwoord
  • 3. Klip  |  September 7, 2013 om 11:29 vm

    A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.

    Paddy ordered a whisky.

    The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.

    He replied in disgust “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”

    Paddy handed his drink back and said

    “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”

    oOOo————

    Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.

    The operator asks “How many people are flying with you?”

    Paddy replies “I don’t know! It’s your bloody plane!”

    oOOo————

    Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.

    Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!”
    He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts, “I’M A LIGHT BULB! I’M A LIGHT BULB!”

    Murphy watches in amazement!

    The Foreman shouts “Paddy you’re mad, go home”

    So he leaves the site.

    Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

    “Where the hell are you going?” asks the Foreman.

    “I can’t work in the feckin’ dark!” says Murphy.

    oOOo————

    Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.

    After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says “I wonder how the girls are getting on”.

    \\\|///
    oOOo————

    Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
    She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says “You know what I want, don’t you?”

    “Yeah,” says Paddy. “The whole bed by the looks of it!”

    \\\|///
    oOOo————

    Paddy, the electrician, got sacked from the U.S. Prison service for not servicing the electric chair.

    He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap!

    oOOo————

    Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on Arbroath beach was asked to identify her.

    A detective held up the head to which point Paddy said “I don’t think that’s her, she wasn’t that tall!”

    \\\|///
    (o o)
    ————oOOo-(_)-oOOo————

    Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours’ dog is barking like mad in the garden.

    Paddy says “To hell with this!” and storms off.

    He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks “What did you do?”

    Paddy replies “I’ve put the dog in our garden. Let’s see how they like it!”

    oOOo————

    Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue.

    “Be Gone!” he said, “I didn’t even know they had mobile phones!”

    oOOo————

    Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.

    Mick says “Crikey! There’s a bloke here who was 152!”

    Paddy says “What’s his name?”

    Mick replies “Miles, from London !”

    An Irish Family Tradition

    Paddy, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

    It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they’d each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.

    So when Paddy’s, 18th birthday came ‘round, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat …and nearly drowned!

    Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.

    Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother.

    ‘Grandma,’ he asked, “It’s my 18th birthday, so why can’t I walk ‘cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?”

    Granny looked deeply into Paddy’s, troubled brown eyes and said, “Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in August, ya feckin’ idgit.

    Antwoord

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